highlight of the day: I got to flop around on the ground like an idiot screaming “I’m a salmon and you don’t control me”

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Just some relaxing personal work ‘cause it’s been a while


date someone who uses their turn signal

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Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

sudden need for a story about a witch who’s a trucker

Yes. Travel altar on the dash. Sigils hung around the cab. Picking up phantom hitchikers on purpose and offering rides in exchange for stories. Warding against gremlins.

some do this please

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Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

Just so you aren’t being bent to think one way, here’s the rest of the data.

What this pretty much indicates is that, while older men probably think young women are hotter, they aren’t creepy enough dudes to actually want to go after them, not to mention all the other problems that tend to lie in a 20+ year age difference.  

casual reminder that parts of my portfolio are literally stashed in my room like my big ink painting is rolled up in the corner in the sliver between my bookshelf and the wall and my portfolio bag is slid between my dresser and the door


actually I don’t get tumblr hobbit posters hysteric but gandalf and galadriel on this one are just….fabulous x))) 

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Awesome pocket watch designs

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*prints a picture of Benjamin Tallmadge*

*brings it to prom as my prom date*

Stop it


is inktober coming up f yea h i got this guys even though I bailed out after 2 days last year

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thebellsofabhorsen replied to your post:
I am already composing a song in which I will say that exact phrase in twenty three languages.

I’m dying to hear it, please let me know if you need backup guitar, piano or vocals.

thebellsofabhorsen replied to your post:t
*hugs* No selling of soul required. You will do great; I know it!

thank you so muc h a ch hopefully someday you’ll be able to say “I told you so”

fitzsimmonsofshield replied to your post:
Use card stock

*prints it over a copy of the declaration of independence*